Apologies to all my loyal fans for the delay. My humans have been having technical difficulties with this 'computer' thing. Must be something to do with the fact that the so-called 'mouse' isn't really a mouse at all...
Anyway, I have had something of a breakthrough in the past week. It has come to my attention that this 'Chloe' is in fact a dog. A mutt. In my house! I do not know what the humans see in her. Look at this smelly canine:
All she does is dash around after that ball and make a lot of noise. I am growing tired of her incessant barking.
On a more pleasant note, the humans are looking after my garden for me and this warm weather means I can spend my days outside. Although even I found it a little too hot last week, and had to find a cool spot on the kitchen floor to cool down:
Sometimes you just have to let it all hang out...
That's all for now folks, I am off to continue tireless watch over my territory.